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Thiago Motta: Secret Agent
Marotta's greatest intelligence operation
Sending Motta undercover to Juventus to destroy the enemy from within is a move by Marotta worthy of the greatest masters of international intelligence.
A role awaits him in England as Director General of MI6.
The Evidence
The Mazzarri Scale has reached new heights. Thiago Motta scored an incredible 9.72.
For those unfamiliar: the Mazzarri Scale measures the gap between a manager’s confidence and their actual results. Higher is worse.
The Song
Uno di noi, Thiago Motta uno di noi…
Uno di nooooi, Thiago Motta uno di noi…
(He’s still one of us. Just working deep cover.)